from britney and brett

this year, the valentine's season has been... well, a bit different. i was going to rant about how much single guys love the holiday because we don't have to buy nothing for nobody, but i think i will skip it. i would tell you more, but i am compelled to withhold such information on the grounds that i might incriminate myself.

however, i CAN tell you that i gave out valentines for the first time in my life. 30 foil valentines featuring britney spears, which i found some weeks ago at value village for a buck. i also sent my kiddo a handmade valentine so that she knows she is loved. other than that, i think i'm going to shut up.

so you don't really need to guess where i am at with the whole thing. no, my status hasn't changed. and i'm not bitter. or heartbroken. or gay.

but i am still sick. i sound like bob dylan, and i feel pretty much like he looks. have a happy v-day, everybody.