where's brett?

well, i'm still alive and breathing, but my blogging muscles have atrophied and i can barely type a coherent sentence. in the space of time that exists between this post and the previous one, several noteworthy news items should be mentioned. and in the interest of informing the uninformed public as to my current events, herewith shall i proceed to so inform you that:

1. i quit my job. abruptly, but not without cause.
2. i killed my car (twice), and fixed it (once).
3. i procured a professional-quality video camera.
4. i started a band with my upstairs neighbor. we rock.
5. i restarted my freelance business doing video and web stuff.
6. i learned a lot of stuff about why i've been so screwed up.
7. i started a class to fix it.
8. i sold my new drumset to a friend because i couldn't pay for it.
9. i became a sub teacher assistant for extra cash.
10. i lost some weight due to the poorness factor.

so there you have it. you can feel free to bounce up and down, joyously relishing in the veritable avalanche of newsworthy items that you have now been buried with. please be sure to leave all your grateful messages, wishes of wellness and charitable donations to the comments box below. (i accept pay pal.)